National Limerick Day:The Old Dog From Loch Ness


Today is National Limerick Day, and Annette has encouraged us (she does this so well!) to write a Limerick: Annette Rochelle Aben’s Blog

Now I’m a bit of a novice at Limericks but I have written one once before on my blog – Easter Eggy Limerick   so this is attempt no. 2 so be kind, be gentle with me!!

There are some rules -:

Limericks, like all poetic forms, have a set of rules that you need to follow. The rules for a limerick are fairly simple:

  • They are five lines longkeep it short….
  • Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with one another
  • Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other…. More Tricky.
  • They have a distinctive rhythm, oh my goodness!

That goes da dum-ing  along like this:

da DUM da da DUM da da DUM,

da DUM da da DUM da da DUM,’

da DUM da da DUM,

da DUM da da DUM,

da DUM da da DUM da da DUM

You get the idea….. I’m da dum da da dum …ing along here!!!!!

  • They are usually funny. I hope …..


The Old Dog From Loch Ness

There was an old dog from Loch Ness,

He got in to such a big mess,

He ate his big paw,

Fun-gal… ‘fec-tion an’all!

He stopped for a mo’ to digest.


 No! Stop it terr-ior ! There’s no way!

I like them their paws, Ness did say!

The old dog did flop,

He said, ‘Do have a pop?’

Then Ness said yes, do let me play!


Dog tipped his cap said, ‘eat my best,’

Then old Ness protested, ‘is this a test?!’

Old Ness was no fool,

But grub made him drool,

Sly Dog he did woof,’ be my guest!’


What hap-pens next you can but guess,

The dog’s a flee  he is a pest,

A mag-ic mon-ster,

A beast! What a cur!

Old  Ness’s skin was soon dog-gie vest!


© Marjorie Mallon 2016 – aka, Kyrosmagica. All Rights Reserved.



Hope you like my limerick! Have you written one, or are planning to write one? Do let me know in the comments…

Bye for now,


Marje @ Kyrosmagica xx


About Marje @ Kyrosmagica

Hi. Welcome to my blog, Kyrosmagica. A blog about magic, books, writing, laughter, and much more! I'm a debut writer in the process of finishing my first YA fantasy novel, set in Cambridge. I write book reviews on Net Galley and Goodreads. I have a penchant for travel and have relatives in far flung places, Australia, Malaysia, and Singapore, (my birthplace.) I grew up in in Bonnie Scotland, in Edinburgh, and now live in Cambridge. I love sunny, hot places, particularly Rome, Venice, Portugal, Barcelona, and I forgot to mention the sun drenched beaches of the Caribbean, how could I? I am lucky to have been blessed with two lovely daughters and a husband who I fondly refer to in this blog as my black sheep. Family joke! With my passion for travel, culture, beautiful beaches, good food, books, theatre, writing, and humour, I hope to keep you entertained. I'm loving every minute of this creative journey, please join me.
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20 Responses to National Limerick Day:The Old Dog From Loch Ness

  1. Ruth says:

    Well done! I had a go too – it’s a lot harder than it looks at first glance, isn’t it? 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Gary says:

    Bravo Marje…you’re less newer at it now than me 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  3. feralc4t says:

    Neat 😀 Here is my effort –
    There was a young dog from Loch Ness
    Whose life was lacking in zest
    He put on a hat
    Said “How about that?”
    And Nessie said “surely you jest”

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  4. You are screamingly talented! What a fabulous limerick tale. Thank you for sharing and sharing! ❤

    Liked by 1 person

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  6. Well done, Marje. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Al Lane says:

    Ha ha! Great fun!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Excellent work doll. This really needs a limerick about you…I just got to go work. But happy day to yah.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Annika Perry says:

    A limerick poem! A great idea, Marje and brilliantly done – has me smiling. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Very good Marje! It was funny and gross. Ha, ha! Loved the third stanza. Writing a Limerick does not seem simple at all. One day I’ll build up the courage to do it. 🙂

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